Student Guard

[Stood-nt Gahrd]



-Noun



1. Person formally engaged in taking boredom to a whole new level. This includes, but is not limited to:

a) Watching - borderline staring at - the hot half-naked guys walking by desk

b) Spending more than 85% of the shift on Facebook, Twitter, Email, Stumbleupon, Youtube, Netflix and forbidden websites

c) The rest of the time spent trying to figure out the most creative way to be cool



-Verb



1. To sit at a desk for 4 hours at a time with a 15 minute bathroom/lunch break



2. To keep under close watch the idiots who do not know

how to swipe their own ID cards





Apparently the following is not allowed (despite our protests):

a) Harassing the idiots

b) Sticking tape on the loud mouths

c) Punching, hitting, biting or kicking