"Travel pictures are boring. Who cares what you ate for breakfast or what view you had from a hotel balcony? Worse yet, vacationers come back to their hometown with ‘stories’ to tell. Although these stories are told with excitable gestures detailing what an amazing trip it was, they are, more often than not, predictable.
In these adventure stories, they almost missed a plane, almost went to the wrong bathroom, almost ate plastic food samples, almost got bitten by a poisonous snake. But for some mysterious reasons, they always come home safely in one piece.
It could have been a story if they actually missed a plane, ate plastic food samples, got bitten by a poisonous snake and died in the wrong bathroom…"